Police Department Offers ‘Valentine’s Day Special’: Turning In Your Ex

A police department in Iowa is providing a special holiday offering: The opportunity to turn in your ex on Valentine’s Day.

In a Facebook post, the Knoxville Police Department urged citizens to contact them if their former Valentine’s has outstanding warrants or may have drugs in their possession.

The Valentine’s special begins with a unique platinum bracelet, no-cost transportation with a chauffeur, a one-night stay at a five-star establishment, and professional pictures,” the department noted.

“We know this special is so incredible that you may be tempted to provide additional referrals. We don’t blame you. This special is too sweet to pass up,” they wrote.